Wait, Uh..What?!

Um, okay, I'm all for charity, but is it wrong that what I got out of this commericial was, "Um...*the sound of my brain breaking* the same guy who founded Patron also founded Paul Mitchell (that's a hair salon and a line of hair care products boys)?" WHAT?! How does that go together at all?

By the way, I heard tell they're making a movie out of Bone. Not really sure how I feel about that. And now I have to do some extensive research into this. I'll keep you posted.

Spin the Random Wheel!

Tonight, due to a bit of inspiration and a realization that I might have been overly focused on one aspect of my personality as of late, I think I'll exhibit a little variety and be a bit eclectic myself.

With February being heart health month I was thinking, anti-gay marriage folks say that homosexuals make a mockery of marriage, and that they would only serve to raise divorce rates and suchnot, right? Well, if heart disease is like the second leading killer of women and if women live longer than men, then doesn't it make sense that statistically lesbian marriages last longer on average than heterosexual marriages (ie, men in heterosexual marriages that work out die first, and lesbians--being women--live longer, and therefore the lesbian marriages that work out last longer). Did you get that? It's a little convoluted, but well, read it through a coupla times and see what you think. Only really half serious about this, mostly I think it's a little fun to think about and half ridiculous (much in the way that people think gay marriage is wrong is ridiculous).
In that same vein, here's a really cute comic:

here's a link if you can't read the ridiculously smallness, haha

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to."

While we're talking about funny relationship things, I'm sure a lot of you (my four readers) have heard this song. But how many of you know that on the B side of the record there was a sort of ...well, to be blunt a "Fuck you, Judy" song?



In other news, (totally unrelated to relationships I think) I saw "I Am Number Four" this weekend! All I can say is Woah. Good movie, and I usually hate alien movies. But gooood movie. Set up perfectly for a sequel. Hopefully numbers 5, 7, 8, and 9 are as good as number 6 (who is completely bad ass, and I'll be pissed as hell if she hooks up with tha lil skinny dorky kid whose name I can't remember at the moment! Grrrr). Well, if you haven't heard of this movie (and therefore have been living under a rock), here's the trailer!



On a related note, there are SO MANY movies coming out I want to see. I might make a list tab and cross them off come March. Just a thought.
But anyways, I was watching late night TV the other night and I saw Sam Jackson talking about how he's in "Thor", "Iron Man 2" (and sort of the first "Iron Man"), "Captain America", and "The Avengers", and I thought to myself, FINALLY! Finally the comic community has gotten its shit together and is going to go for a little continuity. Maybe I'm a dork to be so freaking thrilled about this tidbit, but so what? Sometimes in life you just have to smile at the little things.

"Some days there's pie."

Girly Ambitions

So, fair reader, you might be wondering what I've gotten up to as of late.

First off, I've been working on making a dress. It's going to be mostly this white cherry print with a red band across the top and straps. I'll give you pictures as I start to make actual progress. As for everything else? Well, it's easier for me to show you than to tell you.... (I apologize in advance for the crap quality.)

I made brownies with gummy bears! Yep, that's right, brownies with Gummy Bears! They looked atrocious, but they tasted delicious! Well...except when I hit a pineapple one. (I hate pineapple gummy bears. Bleh!) Alas, I took them to a friend's place and ended up leaving without any brownies. Tragic.

yeah, this one's upside down, but the soap's round, so just deal with it!

Making soap! Yeah, this lil' piece of sunshine smells like honeysuckle and oranges. Yum!

Alright. Now, a few videos and a link and I'm out! (Work at 0630, so must to bed soon *super sad face*.)


Another example of how College Humor is ftw. A little videogame humor:

Anyone else excited about the X-Men prequel? Did I mention James McAHottie is in it? Once I put my libido aside, I must say I'm a bit concerned that there may be some continuity issues. For instance, Beast is in it. Except, and Please correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the previous movies have Beast just undergoing his laboratory accident recently? Thus, he would not have been blue and hairy at the time presented in the prequel. Just saying. Doesn't make sense to me. Someone please help!

...and finally, a link, as promised:

The Woman Who Inspired The Character of Lois Lane Dies

Okay then, night folks! I'll try not to stay gone so long next time. Oh! and if anyone ever tells you that freezing the gummy bears before putting them in your brownie batter will keep them from melting during the baking process, just know they're lying. Word to t3h wise.

Valentines? Psh, Movie Time!

This is kind of lame, but has anyone seen this trailer?



It's pretty funny. The idea of a gnome ninja is AWESOME! Plus, the Red vs Blue setup? Please tell me you've realized this Must have been thought up by a geek. Might overcome my fear hatred of gnomes just to see this movie.

In theaters February 11th? Happy Valentine's Day to me!