It'sa Meee, Mario!

For those of you living under a rock who haven't seen this trailer, I give you this epic new Mario trailer:



This shit is hilarious! First off, Bowser looks like a member of No Doubt. Peach looks like some sort of Oriental hooker. Though, I've never seen so many people so worked up about some shrooms. Mario world must not have discovered real C1 drugs yet. Maybe if the '93 Mario movie (Super Mario Bros.) had been more like this it wouldn't have been such a flop.

Ultimately this FAKE trailer incorporates every joke Mario gamers have been making for ages, which is glorious!